Rocky Mountain, Hi!

Exeunt the doughnut shop, pursued by a bear.

I WAS UP EARLY, ON A MISSION: PROCURE DOUGHNUTS.

I’m in Estes Park, Colorado, with extended family, and every one of them enjoys crusty, glazed, sweet hunks of fried dough from the Donut Haus, on the west side of town.

On my way back to our cabin, I kept a keen eye on the rear-view mirror. We’re not the only ones who like to start the day with something fried and chocolate covered.

Actually, there are only ten bears in all of Rocky Mountain National Park. But if I were one of them, I’d hang out near the doughnut shop.

If a bear had caught me there would have been hell to pay: I didn’t have any coffee!

I spend a lot of time staring out at the mountains up here, and sometimes I notice them staring back.

My grand-nephew opined that the rock on the left looked like a butt. What do you think? Might have been the light. Or his 9-year-old sense of humor.

The hills are alive!

Landscape, for me, is just a starting point. What else may be lurking in the distance?

I once had an office on the seventh floor of a building in Knoxville, TN, with a north view. I was waiting for King Kong to make an appearance.

If anybody needs a vacation in this scenario, it’s Faye Wray.

This time of year, the elk are on the verge of the rut — sexy-time for giant ungulates. But their testosterone boosters haven’t fully kicked in yet, which accounts for all of these bucks peacefully chewing their cuds together, submerged in a field. In one month they’ll be bashing antlers and bugling their mating calls and attracting harems. (I’ll stick with just the one wife, thank you.)

The buck on the top right may have trouble finding a mate. Unless she’s low on potassium.

The sun rises across the valley from us, backlighting the late-summer wildflowers and grasses: prairie coneflower, asters, dwarf sunflowers, blonde ambition.

And that late summer sun shimmering over all.

Just another glorious day on the road to elsewhere.

Peter Moore

PETER MOORE Writer/Editor/Illustrator/Wiseguy

3x NYT bestselling author...multiple National Magazine Award winner as writer and editor...2x interviewer of Barack Obama...chilled with Matt Damon in India for a week, for a Men’s Health cover story...NPR animator and commentator…cartoonist/columnist for the Colorado Sun

Peter Moore is an editor, writer, illustrator, animator, co-author, radio host, TV and podcast guest, speaker, editorial consultant, and journalism lecturer. He currently works as a columnist/cartoonist for The Colorado Sun and a commentator/animator for NPR. Peter recently completed gigs as interim editor of BACKPACKER magazine; launch editor for NatuRX, a cannabis/health magazine; and a two-decade run at Men’s Health magazine, where he topped out as VP/Editor. He has written or ghosted three New York Times bestsellers. He publishes twice weekly at petermoore.substack.com; his 8,000 subscribers open his emails to the tune of 20,000 reads per month.

In August 2008, Peter joined then-Senator Barack Obama on his

campaign plane for a cover story for the November issue of Men’s Health; the issue was on newsstands when Senator Obama became President-elect Obama. Almost exactly a year later, he interviewed President Obama in the Oval Office for a cover story in the October 2009 issue of Men’s Health. The following week he interviewed Michelle Obama for Women's Health.

Peter has written major features for Men’s Health, Prevention, Parade, and Backpacker, and AARP: The Magazine; between them they boast about 30 million readers. Following his own heart-health scare, Peter wrote “A Tale of Three Hearts,” which garnered Men’s Health’s first National Magazine Award. In April 2010, after his first year as editor of Men’s Health, the magazine won the NMA for General Excellence, in competition with The New Yorker, among other magazines. The January 2014 issue contained his account of a trip to India with Matt Damon, to visit villages impacted by Damon’s activist group water.org.

Moore has made 1000+ appearances on television, podcasts, and radio programs, discussing travel, career development, cartooning and drawing, second careers, humor as stress relief, relationships, and other stuff he makes up as he goes along. He has been interviewed on the Today Show, Good Morning America, and CBS This Morning, as well as NPR, CNN, and MSNBC. He was the co-host of the nationally syndicated radio show Men’s Health Live, heard in 52 markets; it had a million listeners per week. He now works as a commentator/animator for Front Range NPR and a columnist/cartoonist for the Colorado Sun.

Prior to joining Men’s Health, Peter served as articles editor for Playboy. A graduate of Bates College in Lewiston, Maine, he lives in Fort Collins, Colorado, with his wife. He is an avid mountain climber, backpacker, skier, basketball player, bicyclist, yogi, international traveler, illustrator, and cook. And he can juggle.

https://petermoore.substack.com
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